( 230503 ) freaking bad @ show champion / gunil
Ways Bruce knows his kids are mad at him:
- His Batsuit is no longer black
- The Batmobile is no longer black
- All the tires in the Batcave are gone
- His ringtone is “Baby” by Justin Bieber and he can’t change it
- Someone gives Damian a new pet
- He is suddenly committed to five social events in the same week
- Everything in his bedroom has moved two inches to the right
- He can only find Superman pajamas
- All the coffee is missing even though at least two of his children always seem to have a cup in hand
- All the snacks in his utility belt are banana flavored
- He has an interview scheduled with Lois Lane
- He has no matching socks
- Constantine has his phone number and now he has to change it again











