Carpe Diem

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Ways Bruce knows his kids are mad at him:

  • His Batsuit is no longer black
  • The Batmobile is no longer black
  • All the tires in the Batcave are gone
  • His ringtone is “Baby” by Justin Bieber and he can’t change it
  • Someone gives Damian a new pet
  • He is suddenly committed to five social events in the same week
  • Everything in his bedroom has moved two inches to the right
  • He can only find Superman pajamas
  • All the coffee is missing even though at least two of his children always seem to have a cup in hand
  • All the snacks in his utility belt are banana flavored
  • He has an interview scheduled with Lois Lane
  • He has no matching socks
  • Constantine has his phone number and now he has to change it again